Overheard Conversation of the Day:
Man 1: (On iPhone) Maaaan, that girl from Star Wars got ugly.
Man 2: Shut up, man, you just jealous.
Man 1: Why would I be jealous of her for getting ugly?
Man 2: Because if you get ugly, that means you didn’t start ugly. You can’t ever get ugly ‘cause you already ugly.
Man 1: Fuck you, I’m gorgeous.
Sexuality: Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys
Nope. You lost me at ‘Girls who are boys’
I stay up at night thinking about how many people don’t get that this is a blur reference and reblogged it because they thought it was a transphobic joke.
I shouted “Punk’s dead and so are we!” out my car window at some high schoolers the other night. I don’t know why I did but I’m glad it happened.
wondering why Mike Oldfield didn’t call Tubular Bells II “Twobular Bells”
melteddali replied to your photo: Tumblr user shit-fer-brains cosplays as tumblr…
would you mind if I reblogged this?
I would be honored.